Hi. I’m Joe. This is Joe Blogs. Or JoeBlogs. I'm not sure if that should be one or two words. I kind of like the way it looks as one word. But I think it makes more sense as two words.

Joe Bloggs is actually a cliche name they use in England when they are just talking about some random person, sort of like the way we might use “Joe Schmo.” But I don’t think it would make sense to call this Joe Bloggs, with two Gs, because most of you are not from England. And I don’t think it would make sense to call it Joe Schmo because that doesn’t really make sense plus there’s already a Joe Schmo reality TV show.

And those first two paragraphs should tell you all you need to know about Joe Blogs (or JoeBlogs). This is the stupid stuff we obsess over here.

What else can I tell you about myself? I’ve been a professional writer since I was 19 years old, and I got paid three cents per word to write a story for a baseball card magazine called “Beckett Monthly.” My first check was for something like $33.18, and I would have framed it except that I needed the money.

I’ve written a lot of words since. Too many words, most would say … anyway that’s what people in my family say. I’ve written, I guess, some 10,000 columns, hundreds and hundreds of magazine pieces, 78.3 million tweets and six books — the latest one, The Baseball 100, comes out on September 28 and weighs more than three pounds. Ernest Hemingway was obviously a pretty good writer, and Ken Burns just did an amazing documentary about him … but did Ernest Hemingway ever write a three-pound book?

I think not.

All right, what else? We’re going to have fun here at Joe Blogs. Baseball. Football. Tennis. Chess. Family. Basketball. Music. Infomercials. Movies. Olympics. Hockey. Nonsense. Magic. It will be an adventure. I hope you’ll come along.

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