Duane Kuiper is paying all the adoption fees at ARF for puppies and kittens on Saturday because he's awesome. I'll take twelve please pic.twitter.com/1RWMgVrY5x
— Carmen Kiew (@carmenkiew) March 28, 2017
These last few days before the baseball season actually begins are a bit frustrating. The previews have all been written. All the fan hopes are just out there, waiting, like some banquet table with food already on it, but NOOOOO you’re not allowed to eat just yet, stop nibbling on the bread, stop it.
All of this means: It’s time once again to tell my Duane Kuiper story.