On the next play, Josh McCown threw one of the most dismal and blatant interceptions that a human being can throw. And Mike lost it.
“What the (bleep) was that?” Mike shouted at me. “Why are you dragging me into your (bleeping) Browns insanity? What the (bleep) was that? And you know what the worst part is? You were out, man! You were totally out. Yeah, you grew up in Cleveland, you had to root for the team so you could have friends, but then you were out! Why would you VOLUNTARILY go back into this (bleep). Why?”
And then, he asked the most pertinent question of all.
“And why would you drag me into your Cleveland (bleep)?” he shouted.
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