Exhibit A:

You know that scene in Terminators when the machines try to take over the world? It seemed like fantasy, right? Well, check out this video of a robot conducting an orchestra.

Is it an Impossible Dream or not? In the great state of Kansas (my birth state) the biggest musical thing this summer is the Saturday evening concert at dusk and ending near sunset in the Flint Hills. I tried to call to ask for two more children’s tickets ($30 a pop) and was told The Symphony in the Flint Hills sold out in two hours and had nearly 300 people on a waiting list. We may not be going, but will try not next year’s mad rush for tickets.

Exhibit B:

Why do credit card companies and others that I do business with insist on mailing me privacy policies every year or more often? Some companies I elect to get only electronic payment reminders (not that this helps me PAY the bill quicker) but I never see anything of value in those trifold pulbications with boring type. Perhaps thats why I’m not a lawyer, I’d also be dozing by reading legalese. There’s nothing “ese” about it. Here was my favorite line though when skimming (because I now skim for anything worth fodder for YOU - my loyal readers!): “If you do not wish to receive e-mail, please contact us via e-mail at ….. (name of company here.)” Doesn’t that sort of defeat the purpose?

So Elizabeth is taking allergy medicine. Or so I think. She had a dose of liquid, orangey syrup that she explained to me she could drink better by the trashcan. I was getting her some cereal for breakfast and not paying attention as she went into the bathroom to take her medicine.

She comes out with an empty medicine cup and a half smile.

“What flavor was the medicine?” I asked.

After a moment’s hesitation from her, I knew she’d used the trash can to help her get rid of the medicine.

“Yucky flavor?” she said. “It was sort of yucky orangy and mediciny.”

“Let me smell your breathe,” I said. (Think I’ll be doing this when she comes home from parties as a senior in high school?)

There was a hint of orange smell, but I persisted.

“Did you REALLY take that medicine or just dump it into the trash can?”

“I used the trash can,” she said in her tiny voice.

“Okay, YOU are getting ANOTHER dose and you must swallow it in front of me.”

I poured some more medicine and after a few minutes of wanting water and her father and other “comforts,” she took the medicine.

Mary Poppins I’m not, though I’ll try sugar next time and still make sure she’s not near a trash can.

I’m sure we all have family members that save the wrong stuff. Years ago, after spending days cleaning out our spinster greant aunt Tillie’s home (of blessed memory) we were throwing things out the window into a big farm truck.

Oh, there were treasures, just few and far between, stuck in nooks and crannies. I thought the rough to the feel, World War II ration books with stamps and little discs were fascinating. The discs were blue and red points that were part of the policy for food buying from the government’s O.P.A. - Office of Price Administration. There were stamps in a cute-sized booklet that reminded me of the little savings coin cards I received free from my bank.

I was too young to realize what that booklet represented for a 1940s family trying to fill their bellies while a war raged. Now, we are so very lucky to have the luxury and the freedom to buy what we want (despite thinking twice with rising food prices.) But the point is not the price, the point is this country is not starved for food, though there are many families we can help to share our wealth: Mazon.com, and America’s Second Harvest and our local food bank, Harvesters.

So here is a nod to all armed services personnel past, present and future who risked their lives so we can eat like we want to and need to, remembering sacrifices those at the front and those on the front line have made and how we all can contribute to the freedom from hunger.

Thank you for the fight our soliders! We remember you and your sacrifice.

Elizabeth is still in love with the idea of getting a dog even though she is allergic to them or their hair or dander or something. See got a swollen eye when she played with her cousin’s new mixed mutt puppy during spring break. It was a sad day because I think we all wanted a dog. But even Dad is allergic to many pets including dogs, alas.

This past week when Elizabeth was over at a friend’s house she started petting their cute little dog that’s a mix between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle aptly named a Cockapoo. No reaction! So she’s convinced that that type of dog would be a perfect pet.

“I want a Cocktail,” she said, meaning cockapoo but not remembering the name right.

“You mean a Cockapoo,” I said.

“Yes, a Cockpatail,” she said.

Yes, it does sound like a little crazy mix and at the moment, a cocktail actually sounds really good, but hold the dogs and their hair. While we ponder taking the leap to get man and Elizabeth’s best friend, here our a few great entertaining dog books.

For the pre-preschool set my book club friend highly recommends this book called, “DOG.” The book by  Matthew Van Fleet and photographs by Brian Stanton also has lots of great pull tags and soft things to touch and feel without sneezing and wheezing. It’s very cute.

Our favorite dog book is by Jez Alborough, you writes and illustrates about ducks who mean well and big bears who like teddy bears. But our favorite uplifting book is about a very special pup that learns a wonderful secret from his family called, “Some Dogs Do.”

And then there’s “Hairy Maclary” books by Lynley Dodd. Great rhyme and rhythm. Our favorite is “Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy.” But as you know with E’s allergies to most dog hair, Hairy will have to STAY on the dairy.

Read my book list at Amazon.com here.

This week in a nutshell:

Lawn, uncut and didn’t get the lawn guy to call me back — but there is hope for Saturday, provided the mower and my hubby behind it, can cut really HIGH grass. (I’d show you a picture, but it’s really depressing.)

E lost her second tooth. (Again, I’d show you a picture but she want her father to see it in person, so picture coming in my next post.)

I’m LOVING penicillin after getting a sore throat from hell. I only had a 99.5 temperature but felt like it was in the 100’s with chills and couldn’t swallow without pain. Am better now and just excited that I can eat again!

So here are some thoughts before entertaining family this Memorial Weekend! Happy weekend all and thank you to our soliders past, present and future who keep us safe.

In the looks can be deceiving category:

There is this older gentleman who is always out walking in our neighborhood. The first time I saw him sort of wandering I was a bit concerned. While I was out running errands I called my mother who was a home watching the girls. “Lock all the doors and don’t let anyone in,” I told her.

I learned from the police officer who lives across the street that a family from another country were living down the street. And today, while getting the mail, the man walked by and I said, “Hello.” I’ve waved from afar but hadn’t ever gone out of my way to greet him. He told me he couldn’t speak English well and that he was from Albania, I think. “How are you?” He nodded his head, took my hand and kissed it and came in close and kissed me on the cheek too. I guess I should have returned the gesture, but was a bit taken back for I only usually partake in the handshake greeting. (We Ugly Americans!)

So my new friend (I think it’s safe to say we’re friends now) thinks for a moment and says, “How do you say? God Bless.”

“God Bless.”

“Yes, God Bless you.”

We smiled, he turned to continue his stroll and I went back into my garage, past the tall, tall grass.

In the looks can be decrepit category:

So I finally saw the new Indiana Jones movie preview and I gotta say, I don’t think it looks good at all. Plus the scenes I saw just show Harrison Ford as Indy making fun of himself for not quite having the Jones moxie. Well, hello! I don’t care how old Harrison is, he LOOKS to old to be wearing leather and carrying a whip. At least put him on a motorcycle and have him walking with a cane. I was seriously thinking about health insurance when watching the trailer.

Here is a movie star that is obviously trying to relive his youth. He’s married to Calista Flockheart (of Ally McBeal fame) who I remember seeing her on TV at a baseball game. She was there to promo her show that just happened to be on the same network that was televising the game. She looked so bored. I’ve not liked her since that day because I don’t believe that anyone can be bored at a baseball game. If you’re that unhappy you’ve got a lot of treasure hunting to do. But maybe she’d be a great Indy sidekick. Remember how whiny and prissy those Indy women were?

Here is the movie site. The theme music is still great, but who doesn’t hear it and think about their childhood? I guess this movie cash-mine franchise was just too good to let rest. But I think some treasures should remain lost forever because getting reminded of LOST youth is just too painful.

It’s a musical week in Kansas City. If you live here, you already know about Mr. Stinky Feet — also known as Jim Cosgrove — a native Kansas Citian and his decade of writing and performing fanciful and zany songs for kids of all ages. His talent has even crossed the Atlantic: His “I Love Pickles” song was even made into a commercial in England. You can view it here:.
Today through the next two weeks, you can download his newest (No. 7) CD for whatever price you think is fair. You can download the entire 13 songs for free if you think all art should be free, or multiples of $5 all the way to becoming a patron of the arts and paying $20 to receive the downloads, an autographed CD and a special gift in the mail. Check out Mr. Stinky Feet’s Web site here.
The “Let’s Stick Together” song on the new CD has a touching story about his daughter, Lyda’s, inspiring words during an accident to her baby sister, Willa. It’s a scary story with a happy ending, that hubby wrote about in his Sunday Star column.
And this Memorial weekend is the first ever KC Jiggle Jam Family Fest at Crown Center that features Mr. Stinky Feet, two of our other favorite KC kid performers: Funky Mama and Dino O’Dell; and national acts: They Must Be Giants, Trout Fishing in America, John McCutcheon and Tom Chapin. And it begs the question how can one kid listen to so many cool performers in one take?
 

Tell us what you think of Mr. Stinky Feet’s newest CD in comments. We love reading our comments (real comments not spam.)

My handbag is not Kate Spade. I wish it was because that would mean I’m still hip and trendy and carefree enough not to worry about getting cracker crumbs on the bottom of my beautiful bag. But my purse bag that is on the border of violating “carry-on” airplane measurements is a leatherette “free gift” from buying some Estee Lauder stuff, two seasons ago. Maybe two years ago, which would be eight seasons ago? Guess I need to check out Kate’s site! (She’s from Kansas City, you know.)

With the advent of “Sex and the City” movie coming out this summer, I want to be a sophisticated girl, but some things are weighing me down. I suppose I need to get rid of the clutter before embarking on a new bag search. But wanna know what life is like with small kids, just check out your favorite mom’s bag. You know those stories where they say a purse is a window into your “purse”onality? Or is that purse-ANALity?

Here’s my bag:

Two types of kid’s sunscreen lotions (no aerosols!): Coppertone’s WaterBabies SPF 50 (gives my 3-year-old a rash) and Aveeno Baby SPF 55 (haven’t tried but am optimistic because Aveeno worked wonders on my Sahara-dry winter hands.)

Comb and Elizabeth’s hair accessories, never used, or at least that’s what onlookers think when they see my stringy-haired kids

Three pairs of sunglasses, the Tinker Bells ones are broken but haven’t been ditched because I think I can “Super Glue” them back together

Maroon wallet (with NO Capital One card!) that has seen better days. The zipper handles are lost and the coins keep getting stuck being the cloth on the side, consistently I’ll have more coins than cash at any given time

Plastic coupon holder and booklet of Hy-Vee coupons which I always forget I have maybe because of the…

Cookie and cracker crumbs, including two full pecan-coconut cookies from our last Hy-Vee trip. The girls only like the FREE chocolate-chip cookies at the corner of the bakery that is our key to a sorta-sane grocery shopping experience.

Kansas City Royals schedule so I can keep track of my husband’s whereabouts — come 7:05 p.m. most evenings at the game or parked in his brown recliner in the basement

Business cards to give out to other moms for my other “free” writing enterprise: www.mom2momkc.com

Plastic name bracelet from our hospital tour last week that I need to toss

Lollipop wrappers from trips to bank drive-through or prize after Kate’s gymnastics class

Chiefs stickers from Elizabeth’s day at work with her father last month

Wizard of Oz checkbook cover that I selected with the girls in mind. The checks are actually Scooby Doo, again for the girls.

Various pens and pencils (I only like the mechanical pencils for bookkeeping but the girls are magnets for pencils). Note, no roller-ball ink gels pens like my hubby likes. I’ve had too many “accidents” with those pens.

Hand-me down apple iPod from my husband that has junky earphones because said hubby borrowed earphones. I need to retrieve earphones from his office, but if you think my purse is messy, you haven’t seen his office!

Katie’s surgery to remove her tonsils and adenoids is canceled so we will have a MUCH easier and carefree week. We’ll re-evaluate her need to have her tonsils/adenoids out in the near future and make sure that everything is completely covered with insurance. (Easier said than done I think.)

Right now we are just sniffling and sneezing with allergies. The only bad parts of spring are tornado season and the other gunk in the air. We have bloodshot eyes and are running out of Kleenexes here. And we are giving a lot of blessings.

“Achoo!”

“Bless you!

“Achoo! Achoo!”

“Bless you! Bless you!”

The holiday began with my daughters - each sleeping on one side of me — waking me up. We had such strong winds all night that I didn’t sleep much and hence, the girls were in my bed, forcing their father to sleep in another bed.

“Isn’t it a holiday?” I asked.

“Oh, lets go see Daddy,” Elizabeth said. “Part of your gift was going to the Royals on Friday night.” (Very NICE gift I’d like to add.) “There’s more.”

“It’s a secret,” Katie said.

So it’s still morning and I’m waiting for the revealing of a secret. No card or flowers or breakfast in bed yet. Maybe brunch? If not, it’s just good for all of us to be together.

My Mom with two of her four grandchildren: Elizabeth & Joshua.

Grandma Judy with two grandchildren: Elizabeth and Joshua as toddlers, circa 2002.

To my mother who adores my grand-daughters just like she adored her daughters, I send out a warm wish for a great day. I think of you every day, not just on this special day. And I know you are still waiting for a gift, which just extends the holiday for a few days, right?

To all Moms, you are great! And I hope your family tells you that today by words or deeds.

“I didn’t get the part,” my 6-year-old said first thing after getting off the bus.

E has been telling us for weeks how she so wanted to be one of the baby chicks in her school’s kindergarten musical about the “Little Red Hen.” She sings the chicks’ song and the husky song of the sly, gray fox and other characters and we, of course, thought she’d be a shoo-in. Given we are oh-so-biased and have watched enough movies that we understand a little bit about the world of casting, or so we thought.

I’m not sure if all four classes of kindergarteners are singing the same single musical or not, but E is a reader and says she only has one word to say into the microphone. I suspect it’s a bit more than a single word, but we’ll await the note in the backpack.

I quickly started my pep talk about how narrators are very important — maybe the MOST important characters in any tale. Look at Julie Andrews growing up to be an exquisite fairy-tale narrator and reader I try to explain. There are plenty worse things than not being type cast as a fluffy animal or a too-sly creature I emphasize as she eats her comfort food — peanut butter smeared on a croissant.

I also told E that when I was in speech and drama in high school I was only cast as the understudy for the Medusa role that I really wanted. E could identify with Medusa, the gal with snakes in her hair because she was Mike’s girlfriend in “Monsters, Inc.”

“You did ‘Monsters, Inc.’ play when you were in school?” E said, sounding really interested.

“Well, no. It was a mystery or something like that, I think.”

“Mystery, like Nancy Drew?”

“Not Nancy Drew exactly, just a play about monsters.”

I think the play was “Frankenstein Slept Here.” And I told her another play I wasn’t even cast as a character but the drama teacher let me be the assistant director. This inspired Elizabeth a bit, who has decided on her own that she will do her version of “Little Red Hen” at home. This works out extremely well since her grandparents will be in town and can act out parts, too. So we all can perform at home to cheer up Katie, who’s getting her tonsils out next week, Elizabeth decided.

So while I fixed enchilada casserole, E started working on her script, writing down our names and our characters and drawing pictures, too.

“How do you spell cow?” she asked.

Our school reader was well on her way to becoming a playwright.