Special OPS

Categories: Baseball

I like Joe Morgan. I know that’s the wrong thing to say on a blog. I know Joe has said some pretty wild things through the years. I know that he doesn’t always seem as up to date on current players as, you know, the lead commentator for ESPN should be, and I know that there are countless documents over at Fire Joe Morgan about why he’s not especially incisive about the game, and I know my buddy Bill James has written ... Read More

The New Look

Categories: Baseball

OK, so here’s the deal. Obviously I’m working on the look of this blog. There are important reasons for this move that I cannot divulge at the present time.* Unfortunately ... 1. I have no idea what I’m doing. 2. I have no idea how to not know what I’m doing behind a wall ... so this is like a spectator sport, you can watch my stupidity at work. Just keep hitting refresh on your computer and whammo, see my next mistake. 3. I have no ... Read More

Sure, Jose Reads Us

Categories: Baseball

OK, yeah, so here’s another new look for the blog ... I’ve been intrigued for a few weeks now about trying to create a magazine look around here. I ran across this cool template -- it’s called the “Massive News Theme” and it as created by Jason Schuller, who I obviously don’t know but he is apparently kind enough to give out his templates for free. I imagine your complaints will have already piled up by the time I wake up, but ... Read More

B-Log: Lineups and Umpiring

Categories: Banny Log

Start No. 16: Vs. Colorado Rockies Innings: 7 Hits: 3 Earned runs allowed: 0. Strikeouts: 5 Walks: 6 (Yikes!) Homers: 1 Extra base hits: 1. Decision: Win (7-6) Number of pitches: 113 Number of strikes: 66 BABIP: .176 (3 for 17) Season BABIP: .286 Well, Banny made it pretty clear after his last outing against St. Louis that he worked too much in the strike zone -- he felt like he had to do that coming off a career-high 127 pitch performance. That wasn’t a problem on Monday; he walked ... Read More

High Octane Action Thrillers

Categories: New Words

As you know, one of the missions of this blog is to add new words to our grand American language. So far, we have tried to add: Jeterate (JEET-ur-ayt), verb, to praise someone for something which he or she is entirely unworthy of praise. Clemenate (KLEM-a-nayt), verb, the act of hating an athlete in an entirely healthy, fun sports way (rather than hating them in a crazed, stalking, loaded gun, insane sort of way). Perquist [PURR-kwist], adj., a golf shot that does not go into ... Read More