Maintenance and Olympics

Categories: Media

Well, folks, it looks like the blog may be down periodically for the next couple of days because the crazy increase in traffic here has has forced me to move the whole kit and caboodle* to a faster server. *It’s a shame that nobody ever uses the word “caboodle” without throwing kit in front of it. It’s like the Lou Whitaker of words -- Whitaker was a really good player on his own, you shouldn’t have to throw Trammell in front of his ... Read More

You will not believe this

Categories: Media

You know how sometimes someone will say, “You won’t believe this,” and then they say it, and the thing ends up being a huge disappointment. Like they will say: “You won’t believe this, but I gained 10 pounds the last month.” Now, why wouldn’t I believe that? There is nothing in that statement that is especially hard to believe, especially if I have seen you stuff your face with McDonald’s fries and a nightly frozen custard. And I have. No mystery here, ... Read More

Olympic Countdown: Unity

Categories: Media, Other Sports, Pop Culture

Atlanta, 1996 was my first Olympics. You might recall that there were a few problems with that Olympics. The complex and multi-layered bus schedule, apparently, was designed by forest animals. Everybody had a bus story before the end*. A terrorist set off a bomb. There were the constant and creepy pronouncements from organizer Billy Payne and his bunch about how the Olympics “were going according to plan.” The Southern humidity wore everyone down. The horrendous Izzy Mascot was everywhere you turned. And ... Read More

Tidbits

Categories: Baseball, Bruce, Media

I’m here in beautiful Cincinnati getting ready for the emotional “Cesar Geronimo going into the Reds Hall of Fame” weekend. It should be great ... lots of Big Red Machiners coming back. Hey, did I mention I was writing a book on those guys? One thing I know I mentioned is that Geronimo is not really the headliner this weekend ... Cincinnati native Barry Larkin will also be inducted into the Reds Hall. And it reminds me that I’ve long meant to put ... Read More

Barry Bonds’ fuzzy math

Categories: Baseball, Media

I don’t like breaking news on this blog because that’s a small part of my actual day job, and anyway breaking news is, like, a whole lot of work. Really. Did you see how hard Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman worked to break Watergate? It took them well over an hour. They had Max Dugan down their throats the whole time. They had to file through all those cards in the library with that crazy music playing in the background. Hoffman had ... Read More