Quotes! Quotes! Quotes
Posted: February 5th, 2010 | Filed under: Other Sports | 33 Comments »
My iPhone buzzes every 28 seconds. This is not popularity. Obviously. This is the NFL emailing me another Super Bowl quote sheet. And another. And another. Remi Ayodele! Raheem Brock! Jeff Saturday! Queen Latifah!
Super Bowl quote sheets are one of the many things that stunned me when I started to cover the Super Bowl. If you cannot talk to the players (or get to the all the players you needed), the league will go and talk to the players for you. They would get you quotes. Free. Incredible. Now, true, these were not always the most compelling and enlightening quotes …
Sample quote from Indianapolis tight end Dallas Clark quote sheet:
(On how the Colts adjust during the game)
“There’s a lot of adjusting and making moves on the go.”
… but, seriously, how could you beat this? They would get quotes for you … from virtually every player on both teams. Plus coaches. Plus celebrities. One of the things I would do at every Super Bowl I ever attended was collect all the quote sheets — I do go back to that era when we would read things on this substance called “paper” — and read through them to see if I could learn anything about the game. I did not learn anything* but it was fun.
*It was also dangerous. The thing about reading all the quotes is that, at some point, you start to buy into the cliches and the hype and you can begin to lose touch with reality. I remember the San Francisco-San Diego Super Bowl here in Miami in 1995. Coming in, everybody KNEW the 49ers were going to wax the Chargers. That game had no chance to be close. I knew this on Monday. But during the week, I talked to a lot of players and I read all the quote sheets and by Thursday, I started to think that, hey, maybe the Chargers had a chance. By Saturday, I had so much knowledge and perspective that the game seemed to be a toss-up.
Then, on the first play on Super Bowl Sunday … San Francisco’s Steve Young threw a bomb to Jerry Rice, who was open by about 45 yards. And I thought: “Hmm, I guess I was right the first time.”
They still have the actual Super Bowl quote sheets — they cover about 10 picnic size tables — but now the league magically transmits them right into my phone and … hold on, my phone’s buzzing. Hey, it’s a Super Bowl quote sheet from New Orleans coach Sean Payton. Let’s see what it says.
(Opening Statement)
“It’s been a good week of practice. We have two more; one today and a walk through tomorrow at the stadium.”
Riveting. OK, so now I’m going to attempt the ultimate Super Bowl magic trick … I’m going to write a Super Bowl XLIV story with XLIV quotes in it. Please, don’t try this at home.
* * *
Well, we know the cliches. We know, as New Orleans receiver Courtney Roby says, “Special teams will be very, very important.” We know, as New Orleans backup quarterback Mark Brunell says, the teams have to “go out there and execute.”*
*Or in the words of Indianapolis defensive back Antoine Bethea “Go out there and make plays”.**
**Or in the words of New Orleans linebacker Scott Shanle “I think you make your own luck”.
We know that turnovers will play a major role in the game because both offenses are so good. “The name of the game in football, especially for defense, is creating turnovers,” Saints cornerback Jabari Greer says. It’s an interesting twist adding that “especially for defense” in there.
Colts defensive back Kelvin Hayden is even more direct. “We want to force turnovers,” he says.
But these things are basically true of every Super Bowl — of ever football game, really. Special teams. Turnovers. Make your own luck. Whatever. The question is: What makes THIS Super Bowl special? What defines this matchup between a Saints team that on its first 13 games this season and a Colts team that won its first 14 games? What makes Super Bowl XLIV different from the XLIII games that came before?
Well, you have to start with Colts quarterback Peyton Manning. It’s a funny thing: When the season ended, people were discussing who should be MVP. Seriously? What would the Indianapolis Colts’ record be this year if they had even an average NFL quarterback? Before you answer, remember: The Colts finished dead last in the NFL in rushing offense. They had one proven wide receiver — Reggie Wayne — and a couple of young guys with unlikely football names: Pierre Garcon and Austin Collie. Their defense finished 18th in yards allowed and 18th in forcing turnovers and 17th in sacks.
And that team won its first 14 games and is in the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning isn’t just the league’s MVP this year, he might be the league’s ALL-TIME MVP.
“Unlike everybody I’ve been around,” Colts quarterback coach Frank Reich says. “He knows everything that’s going on, on the field. Everything.”
I believe Manning will go down as the greatest quarterback in NFL history. He might already be there. And while, yes, it does something seem that Manning is overexposed — you can’t escape Peyton Manning — he is probably the best spokesman for any sport in America right now. What’s not to like? He’s classy, he’s funny, he’s an incredible player. A lot of that, of course, comes from his father. I really like this quote from Peyton on what it was like Archie Manning would come off the field after a game.
“My dad would always come out and get us on the field and take a little time to be with us,” Peyton says. “He always would sign his autographs for all fans after the games. Most of these times after tough losses. But I couldn’t tell at the time. I didn’t really know if they won or lost at the time. I was 3, 4, 5 years old. He was always the same. So that always had a positive influence on me.”
Manning, of course, is unlike any other quarterback. He knows. He maneuvers. He may be funny in commercials but not on the field (“He’s not really cracking jokes in the huddle,” Colts Offensive tackle Ray Diem says). Before every play, it seems, Manning points this way. He yells that way. He waves his arms. He shouts what sounds like nonsense.
“Everything Peyton does means something,” Collie says.
“Ninety-five percent of the time, it’s real,” running back Joseph Addai.
Yes, even Colts teammates disagree about how much of Payton’s motions are significant. There are many people — Saints included — who think A LOT of Peyton’s act is a bluff, empty audibles, football fog.
“You can try to play that chess game and go back and forth with Peyton,” Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma says. “I don’t know how long you want to do that.”
“I don’t know how you match wits with the guy,” Saints safety Roman Harper says. “The guy is all over the place.”
Well, one thing the Saints hope to do is hit Manning — early, late and often. When the undefeated Patriots faced the Giants in the Super Bowl two years ago, it was widely believed that no team could intimidate Tom Brady or slow down New England. But the Giants pressured Brady relentlessly, and under that kind of heat even the best offenses and most brilliant quarterbacks can wilt.
“We need to deliver some remember-me hits,” New Orleans defensive coordinator Gregg Williams said on a radio show … a bit of Super Bowl bulletin board material that inspired Saints coach Sean Payton to send him a shut-up breakfast of peanut butter and sand. But Williams is exactly right. The Saints have built a reputation as a defense that plays on the edge, maybe even over the edge, maybe even dirty …
“I wouldn’t say we’re dirty,” Saints defensive end Will Smith says. “I’d just say we’re a team that plays hard.”
Well maybe dirty is overstating it a bit, maybe there’s a better word …
“We don’t know if we want to call ourselves dirty,” Saints safety Darren Sharper says, “but … it is like taking a shower when you get up in the morning and are going to cut your grass. You are nice and fresh when you cut the grass. But at the end you have a little griminess to you. We want to call ourselves a little grimy.”
OK, fine, grimy. Whatever the word, the Saints best hope of slowing down Manning is, like Gregg Williams says, to knock down Manning.
“Look, everybody talks about disrupting Peyton’s rhythm, getting him hit, making him nervous, making him get happy feet, all of those things that you would say about every other quarterback,” Colts center Jeff Saturday says. “The good thing is that Gregg doesn’t play.”
Of course, there are so many other stories besides for Manning. There’s the city of New Orleans — lots of talk this week about how important the Saints have been to the city rebuilding itself after Hurricane Katrina. “All the time, they’re telling us we inspire them,” Saints center Jonathan Goodwin says. “And they inspire us.”
Yes, the Saints players have talked a lot about their chemistry. New Orleans guard Jahri Evans summed it up: “We hang out together – go to the mall together, chill out together, play video games together. We do it all.”
Hang? Check.
Chill out? Check.
Go to mall? Check.
Play video games? Check.
Yep, that’s just about everything.
The Saints also have a female owner, Rita Benson LeBlanc, who has been quotable this week. “I wasn’t very athletically inclined,” she says. “I was a manager, that kind of thing. So, I would be involved, but I have very interesting peripheral vision. I’m one of those people that will duck away from the ball.”
But the two big stars on the Saints side — for two very different reasons — are quarterback Drew Brees and running back Reggie Bush. Brees has been one of the tall-time overachievers. He was lightly recruited out of high school, told many times that he was too small to play in the NFL, and suffered a shoulder injury that many thought could end his career. Only here he is, a superstar quarterback leading the Saints to the Super Bowl. I think you can learn a lot about Brees by just reading a quote he gave when asked about the fleur-de-lis symbol on the Saints helmet. That’s one of the Super Bowl questions that usually gets a quick and dismissive answer. Brees offered a history lesson instead.
“The fleur-de-lis symbol dates back to the French monarchy,” he says. “So much of New Orleans’ culture comes from the time when we were under French rule. That’s just a big part of the culture. It’s a big part of what New Orleans is all about. So when you look at that symbol, it is the symbol of the city.”
That quarterback can lead my team anytime.
Reggie Bush, on the other hand, has been a chronic disappointment. He came out with, what Brees calls, the highest expectations of any player in the history of the NFL. And I think that may be right, or its certainly very close. Bush, mainly, has not met those expectations. He has had injuries. He does not seem to have the durability or makeup to be an every down back. Hey, he can be a gamebreaker. He’s fun to watch and an exciting player as a receiver, third-down back, kick returner. But as of right now he seems more in the Eric Metcalf mold than Barry Sanders mold.
“I kind of imagined that I’d have a couple Super Bowl rings by now and a couple Pro Bowls,” Bush admits. “It’s a tough league.”
On the Colts side, much of the talk has been about pass-rusher deluxe Dwight Freeney, who has a nasty ankle injury and may or may not play.
“You want him,” Colts defensive end Robert Mathis says. “If he is not in there it has to be next man up.”
“Freeney’s got some voodoo witch magic,” Colts linebacker Gary Brackett says.
“I think this is part of the game,” Freeney himself says. “You don’t really want to reveal everything.”
Yes, secrecy is another part of Super Bowl week. Or as Saints tight end Jeremy Shockey says, “Even if I had the answers for you, I would never tell you.” The coaches — particularly Sean Payton — would like to keep things quiet. With Payton, this could be because his particular genius seems to be his ability to line up and create match-up problems for the other team.
“Coach Payton does a good job of different formations and plays every week to create the match-ups that we are looking for,” Saints tight end David Thomas says.
“He knows how to scratch where it itches, so to speak,” says Colts defensive coordinator Larry Coyer — a quote so good I don’t even have to understand what it means to use it.
Yes, Payton seemed to turn around the Saints using his strategic skills and his remarkable memory for detail. “He was telling a story about when he first got into coaching,” Saints GM Mickey Loomis was saying. “He was talking about the breakfast that he had eight years ago, and he knew exactly what he had for breakfast. If he could remember exactly what he had for breakfast eight years before, then I knew he was detailed because I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday. ”
Indianapolis coach Jim Caldwell is a bit tougher to explain. He was a longtime college assistant who coached at Wake Forest for eight years, posted a 26-63 record and got fired. That hardly seems to lead to Super Bowl glory. But Caldwell’s particular strength seems to be a certain steadiness … the players feel like they can count on him all the time. Listen to his quote when someone asked how he would feel if the Colts lost:
“Would it be okay if I didn’t answer that in that regard,” he asked back. “I’m a big believer in self-fulfilling prophesies. There is a Chinese proverb that says ‘be careful if your life is shaped by your thoughts.’ So, I stay away from that kind of ending. I haven’t seen that ending in my mind or am I contemplating or thinking about it at this point in time.”
There is something about being positive … something about never letting small problems slow you … something about a constant force of optimism that can make good teams and veteran teams respond. Tony Dungy had it. Jim Caldwell, apparently, has it too.
So, what else have players been talking about. Well, they have been talking about how important vision is for a football player.
“The biggest thing is your eyes,” Saints corner Tracy Porter said about being a shutdown corner.
“Vision is imperative,” Colts running back Donald Brown says. “Holes don’t stay open for long so you need to be able to see everything.”
OK. And, of course, many players have been talking about the hype of the Super Bowl, the significance of it, the honor of playing here.
“It’s the Super Bowl,” Saints defensive end Bobby McRay says. “There is really nothing that can overcome that.”
“I have been trying to soak it up without acting like a tourist,” New Orleans guard Carl Nicks says.
“Let me tell you something,” Colts receiver Reggie Wayne says. “I turned my phone on this morning, the first thing that popped up was 40 text messages. I immediately cut it back off.”
Then, there were these two quotes that seem to play well off each other. Someone asks Colts linebacker Clint Sessions about fame. He shrugs.
“People really don’t know who you are when you play defense,” he says. “Unless you are Ray Lewis or Darrell Revis people don’t know who you are.”
OK, fine. But someone asks Colts defensive tackle Daniel Muir how he gets fired up.
“Looking up,” he says. “Looking up in the stands you see thousands of people and you’re just like, ‘Man, they’re all here watching me.’”
Of course … you know all those people in the stands are probably NOT watching Daniel Muir. But I prefer his line of thinking.
And finally, there are a few straggler quotes to help up get to the 44 we need to finish off this baby.
Here’s New Orleans receiver Marques Colston on his philosophy of playing receiver: “I like to see myself as a guy that can be open even when I’m not open.”
Here’s Indianapolis’ ancient Matt Stover — who is actually two years younger than I am — on what kind of pressure a kicker feels when trying to make a game-winning kick: “If you’ve ever had a 10 foot putt for 100 dollars with a close friend, multiply that by 1000 and that’s what it’s like.”
Someone asks New Orleans tackle Jermon Bushrod to grade his performance: “The only grades I need to know is a ‘W’ or an ‘L’.”
Many people ask Indianapolis receiver Pierre Garcon, who is of Haitian descent, how he feels playing here with the devastation in Haiti. This answer, I think, sums up his thoughts: “It means a lot. To make it to the Super Bowl is very tough, but too be here with everything that’s going on in Haiti, it means a lot for me and the Haitian people that are dealing with it. It is probably bringing a bit of happiness to them dealing with what they’re dealing with right now.”
Here’s Colts defensive end Raheem Brock on the Colts playing outdoors: “They have a good field here in Miami. It is nice to play outside. Hopefully it is not raining.”
And finally, a quote from Colts legendary offensive line coach Howard Mudd. He has been coaching offensive lines in the NFL since 1974, and he has seen everything, coached every kind of player, had every kind of success. If you can follow the scheme of this quote, I suspect you too could be an offensive line coach:
“You have to be willing to throw the ball in the dirt and go punt if you have to. That is a characteristic, if you can’t get them all blocked, you have to be able to do that. If you stand there and hold it that is when people have the most problems with that team is when they have unblocked guys. Maybe the quarterback thought he was going to be blocked or they have them all blocked and they aren’t. You can see play after play with other teams. Not all other teams, but in situations they get caught without knowing who wasn’t blocked and they raise havoc. In a different, but similar way, that sounds contradictory but it is not.”
Well said. Yes, well said.
Circle me Grantland Rice!
1st
Dammit. 2nd
Wow, a Super Bowl article that doesn’t mention Who Dat. I’m so tired of hearing about the “Who Dat Nation” that it’s making me hate the Saints.
Circle me lucky charms.
Seriously, stop the “circle me” crap.
We get it, and it’s old. It’s not clever. It’s not funny. It’s annoying.
People being annoyed by something that takes a quarter of a second to overlook is really annoying.
Yes, Pierre Garcon, I’m sure some Haitian guy who’s lost his family and who’s sleeping under some boards propped up on broken pieces of concrete and scrounging for food during the day gets a little sunshine brought into his life when he thinks of you playing in the Super Bowl.
Howard Mudd sounds like a football version of Casey Stengel.
Brilliant summary.
However, I take some exception to the idea that Manning was this year’s no-doubt-about-it MVP.
You’ve got QB A and QB B. QB A completed a higher percentage of his passes, threw more touchdowns, threw fewer interceptions, and did it against a better schedule.
And yet QB B is the hands-down MVP and the guy everyone says you can’t possibly pick against in a big game.
QB A, as you have guessed, is that other guy playing in the Super Bowl this year.
“You’ve got QB A and QB B. QB A completed a higher percentage of his passes, threw more touchdowns, threw fewer interceptions, and did it against a better schedule.”
How confident are you he did it against a better schedule?
I don’t think Howard Mudd is like Casey Stengel. If you read Stengel’s stuff carefully enough, what he said was really smart. I think Howard Mudd is really in Congress, and is just faking it as an offensive line coach so he can be at the Super Bowl.
@Damon – fairly confident.
Did you know that the Colts are the first team to reach a Super Bowl without facing a single 11-5 or better team since the NFL went to a 16 game schedule? It’s a true fact.
The Colts have played a unique schedule. They haven’t played any really good teams and they played just one team with 5 wins or fewer. It’s anmazing that their first game of the season against an elite team will come in the Super Bowl.
Didn’t realize that Caldwell was at Wake Forest. George Seifert, the last rookie head coach to win a Super Bowl, had a similar record as a head coach at Cornell. And he was thought of as a fairly boring guy, too, at least until those Visa ads.
@ Leprechaun [#5],
Normally I’m with you on the inanity of the “circle me” comments, but in this case it actually made the idiot who posted second look like even more of a waste of carbon.
I attempted to read both of Joe’s Super Bowl articles back to back and just couldn’t do it. The magic of Posnanski kept me intrigued through the first blog post. Great stuff, even when working with the most covered story in America. I thought I could handle some more. I started this post, enjoyed the cute concept, but here’s where I had to drop out.
“Of course, there are so many other stories besides for Manning. There’s the city of New Orleans”
I dunno. I just lost focus. I didn’t want to hear any more stories, even from my favorite sports writer. Turns out, even from the best in the business, two Super Bowl articles in a row is too much. I’ll probably love this article tomorrow.
You’ll never top “we excel on ice.”
and is kind of a cool thing for this blog.
Circle me continuing
Here’s Indianapolis’ ancient Matt Stover — who is actually two years younger than I am
I just turned 40, and have been made to understand just how old I am whenever I see a veteran athlete and think “jeez, he’s old”, then realize he’s younger than I am.
I am utterly confused by how to apply the poll question to Stephen Colbert. And yet he’s well up there in the polls. Are people saying that he is being sincere about his transparent insincerity? This is making my head spin.
For some reason “And finally, there are a few straggler quotes to help up get to the 44 we need to finish off this baby” reminds me of Super Troopers.
Meow.
Yes, the Saints players have talked a lot about their chemistry. New Orleans guard Jahri Evans summed it up: “We hang out together – go to the mall together, chill out together, play video games together. We do it all.”
Hang? Check.
Chill out? Check.
Go to mall? Check.
Play video games? Check.
Yep, that’s just about everything
Joe – you’re the best. Great article
Joe, great stuff as usual.
I’m glad you brought up Jim Caldwell’s coaching career at Wake Forest. I don’t think anyone realizes he coached, and coached poorly, at Wake Forest. And don’t tell me you can’t win at Wake Forest, becaues Jim Grobe took them to the Orange Bowl a few years ago. Tom Cable also coached in college, at Idaho, and was terrible. And these guys get NFL jobs, including a plum job with the Colts. Do NFL teams bother to look at resumes? The best thing Jim Caldwell has going for him is Peyton Manning. This season is proof positive that Manning is the real coach of that team. As far as I can tell, Caldwell doesn’t even blink.
Joe, I think you need to be even harder on Reggie Bush. To say he’s been a disappointment is an understatement. Remember how great he was supposed to be, a mix of Gale Sayers and Barry Sanders? He had something like 7 carries for 8 yards last game, and Pierre Thomas, an undrafted free agent, is the much better RB. It amazes me how much of a pass people give Reggie Bush. Every once in awhile he’ll break off a big play, but overall the guy sucks. I’m still waiting for the media’s apology to the Houston Texans, for raking them over the coals for drafting Mario Williams. Let’s just say the Saints could offer the Texans Bush plus about four first round picks for Williams and the Texans would decline. Williams is a rare talent; Bush is the 2nd coming of Eric Metcalf (as you brilliantly stated).
@Matt Stover,
Should I multiply the 10 foot putt by a 1000, or the $100 by 1000, or both? Cuz if I have a 10,000 ft. putt I’m putting the putter away and getting a different club.
You multiply the pressure.
When Jim Caldwell came to Wake Forest, fans said there was only one thing better than a black head coach. That would be a Black and Gold head coach. (rim shot)
@ andy
Nah, you just have to make the 10 foot putt 1000 times.
@Mikey
yeah mikey, we get it. the colts finished the season 14-2 (while giving away those 2 losses) and suck. i’m sure you’re right.
luckily the award peyton won is called the “most valuable player award” and not the “he completed a higher percentage of his passes, threw more touchdowns, and threw fewer interceptions award”.
As I recall, Eric Metcalf had a few pretty good years in the NFL – much better than Bush so far.
Was it a “Carl Nicks” who played guard on the Indiana State basketball team w/Larry Bird in late ’70s?
I can’t read the story. I just can’t bring myself to willingly wade through all of that publicocrap within it.
“Scratch where it itches”… yep, Coyer is an Iowa guy.
(That’s a classic Hayden Fry line. He made a lot of money in Iowa marketing that.)
Another goofy fact that no one has seem to brought up… Jim Caldwell was a defensive player at Iowa in the mid-’70s while Larry Coyer was a coach there.
@26 – How could you take my comments to mean that the Colts suck?
Tell whoever reads this blog to you to slow down and enunciate so you have a chance to keep up.
@31
“mikey”? really? the toddler nickname probably should have been retired by at least the time you left high school.
Good one.
Hey, I missed the end of the game. How did the league MVP do with the game on the line? Fill me in.