Pop Culture Wednesday
Posted: December 1st, 2009 | Filed under: Pop Culture | 32 Comments »
Gonna try a little something new this Wednesday … I have a series of blog posts about pop culture stuff that I have not yet posted because the posts never felt quite finished. They still don’t feel finished but, they’re about to expire so I’m going to post them periodically through Wednesday.
Among the topics you might see:
1. Why Robin Williams makes me sad.
2. The honesty of country music.
3. The horrors of leaving the state of Kansas.
4. Thoughts about a bumper sticker.
5. My new favorite infoco product.
6. The genius of those Verizon map commercials.
7. The 10 best holiday songs (accepting nominations).
8. Yes, Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year.
9. Miscellaneous.
There’s also a long post coming up about my favorite Hall of Fame candidate on this year’s ballot … maybe you can guess who it is.
Oh yeah, two more things: Shameless. Promotion.
Circle me, Patch Adams.
This could be the best day ever.
The best holiday song ever is without question “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.” But I’m guessing you’re thinking more along the lines of Christmas; my vote there is for “Christmas Wrapping.”
Just put in your book as my first request for xmas. My next request was Simmons’ book so take what you want from that.
I’m with DJ — what a phenomenal alternative to tomorrow’s inevitable onslaught of “Tiger’s a philanderer” stories.
The Christmas Song sung by Nat King Cole ..
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…
When I hear that I just immediately think about crackling fires, egg nog (heavily spiked) and little kids with smiles from ear to ear.
Joe, if your sportsman of the year is anyone but Greinke I will buy 10 copies of your book.
Duane Kuiper’s on this year’s ballot? I mean, I’m guessing … Appier, for no particular reason (although Wikipedia reminds that he threw back-to-back CG shutouts against the Red Sox and Yankeees in ‘91… who combined were .478 that year).
I concur with Moe:
#1 is Cole’s “Christmas Song”
Here’s the rest of my top ten:
Songs from Low’s “Christmas” EP:
“Just Like Christmas,” “Long Way Around the Sea,” “Taking Down the Tree,” and “One Special Gift.”
Judy Garland’s “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” from “Meet Me in St. Louis”
Roy Orbison “Pretty Paper”
Vince Guaraldi Trio “Christmas Time is Here” (should be “Linus and Lucy” but I don’t think that really counts)
Gordon Lightfoot “Song for a Winter Night”
And I’m not sure whose version of “O Holy Night” I find most canonical.
You’re probably already a Klosterman fan, but his chapter in “Eating the Dinosaur” about Chris Gaines is brilliant (re: country music honesty).
Holiday song nominees:
Father Christmas by the Kinks
I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake
Re: 11 — Klosterman also wrote about country music in Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Haven’t read Dinosaur yet, but I can guess what he said about Gaines based on the passages from the previous book.
http://books.google.com/books?id=4jzEnlEE5l8C&lpg=PP1&dq=klosterman%20cocoa%20puffs&pg=PA167#v=onepage&q=country&f=false
Check out “Tis the Season” by Los Straitjackets. Kick ass, up tempo surf guitar
versions of classic Christmas songs.
http://www.straitjackets.com
Best Christmas Songs:
1) Mariah Carey- All I want For Christmas Is You
(and #2 isn’t very close at all!)
2) Dean Martin- Baby, It’s cold Outside
3) Alvin and the Chipmunks- The Christmas Song
The Pogues’s “Fairytale in New York” is the best Xmas rock song of recent years, and James Brown’s Funky Xmas the best album. Elvis’s “Blue Xmas” also needs mentioning. Oh, and Mel Torme’s version of Xmas Song is superior to Cole’s.
In those Verizon map commercials, Luke Wilson starts naming cities like “Dallas, Texas”. Well, hell, sign me up partner. I have Verizon and I’m pretty sure I can’t get cell service in the 8th largest city in America, much less those tiny hamlets of Madison, Wisconsin, Tulsa, Oklahoma and Seattle, Washington.
The Machine is on my Christmas list. Hopefully Santa will be good to me.
hey joe…great piece on the SI website. i can agree with you more.
along with the 10 best Xmas songs how about the 10 best Xmas movies? my #1 of all time has to be “Bad Santa”. i watch this every year about this time and it still makes me laugh hysterically. it’s a great contrast to the onslaught of commercial Xmas capitalism.
OUT!
Gotta nominate the Barenaked Ladies with Sarah McLaclan singing God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen / We Three Kings.
The rest of the album is fairly unexciting, but I love Bob Dylan’s version of the old Mitch Miller singalong “Must Be Santa.”
Going off the beaten path a bit with this christmas suggestion but… You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch sung by Boris Karloff.
The Grinch, by the Whirling Dervishes always gets turned up on my radio when I hear it.
Another favorite of mine is Alan Mann’s Christmas on the Block.
Best holiday songs:
* All I Want for Christmas is You by Mariah Carey
* Any version of Baby, It’s Cold Outside
* Lonely Jew on Christmas by Kyle Broflofski
I love The Pretenders’ version of “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”, and there’s also “2000 Miles”.
Emmylou Harris’ album is great, the one that comes to my mind is “Beautiful Star of Bethlehem”
Oh, and another vote for Mariah Carey – that one is just a lot of fun.
Speaking of fun & Christmas songs, I’ll take any excuse to link to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_RStwfTAmE
My nomination for the best Christmas song: The Night Santa Went Crazy, by Weird Al.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
I’m guessing the HOF candidate is Larkin, but Edgar wouldn’t shock me.
another Weird Al gem–Christmas At Ground Zero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGdrMOttV_s
I love Christmas songs. Love em. Love the stations that go all Christmas from Thanksgiving through 12/25. (Some start before Thanksgiving now, which seems silly to me).
But what I do not like, what is absolutely the worst thing about the holidays for me, is commercials making jingles out of christmas songs. Made-up lyrics to the 12 days of Christmas is the most frequent offender, but they do it with all songs and I just hate it. It’s so grating to hear someone singing about Best Buy to tune of 12 Days.
And it’s so completely unoriginal. Work a little hard, ad guys.
Any Xmas song by Bing Crosby is good, with “White Christmas” being the best.
Of course, the drawback to his songs is that none of us sound too good when we sing along with him.
Horny Holidays by Mojo Nixon. Really gets you in the mood.
Nominations:
Vince Guaraldi – Linus and Lucy
Pogues – Fairytale of New York
Big Star – Jesus Christ
I agree with the Vince Guaraldi Peanuts Christmas tunes and the Baremaked Ladies selection.
My favorite, however, is The Brian Setzer Orchestra’s “The Nutcracker Suite.” Actually, both of the BSO’s Christmas albums are fantastic.