Comments on: Finally, Comfort and Wipe Get Married http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/ Curiously Long Posts Thu, 18 Mar 2010 13:03:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: blowfly http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-66480 blowfly Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:44:52 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-66480 funny, but you're missing something - some people really cannot reach their butts. I've often wondered what really fat people do, with their tyrannosaurus arms and 600 pounds to reach around. For the range of motion problem, you're missing the whole idea - the person already HAS range of motion problems, and can't reach his/her butt. he/she could have frozen shoulder, for example. They're not saying you GET range of motion problems from reaching your butt, you already HAVE them. funny, but you’re missing something – some people really cannot reach their butts. I’ve often wondered what really fat people do, with their tyrannosaurus arms and 600 pounds to reach around. For the range of motion problem, you’re missing the whole idea – the person already HAS range of motion problems, and can’t reach his/her butt. he/she could have frozen shoulder, for example. They’re not saying you GET range of motion problems from reaching your butt, you already HAVE them.

]]> By: comfort wipe http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-64354 comfort wipe Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:24:44 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-64354 [...] [1] Finally, Comfort and Wipe Get Married ” Joe Posnanski [2] COMFORT WIPE [3] Comfort Wipe from TubularGoldmine [4] Comfort Wipe [...] [...] [1] Finally, Comfort and Wipe Get Married ” Joe Posnanski [2] COMFORT WIPE [3] Comfort Wipe from TubularGoldmine [4] Comfort Wipe [...]

]]> By: Unlikely Words » Ew http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63719 Unlikely Words » Ew Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:42:43 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63719 [...] pointed me to this post by Joe Posnanski where he gets FIRED UP and spends about 50K words talking about an [...] [...] pointed me to this post by Joe Posnanski where he gets FIRED UP and spends about 50K words talking about an [...]

]]> By: The Informal Matriarch http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63717 The Informal Matriarch Thu, 18 Jun 2009 02:21:24 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63717 I have a VERY strong feeling that the Comfort Wipe doesn't allow you to REALLY get in there and give your ass a good wipe. WHO THINKS THIS SHIT UP!??? AAAHHHHHHH I have a VERY strong feeling that the Comfort Wipe doesn’t allow you to REALLY get in there and give your ass a good wipe.

WHO THINKS THIS SHIT UP!??? AAAHHHHHHH

]]> By: David Dubbert http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63611 David Dubbert Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:40:59 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63611 has anybody seen this one yet? It's a transcript of a return of a comfort wipe: http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe has anybody seen this one yet? It’s a transcript of a return of a comfort wipe:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe

]]> By: Great Writing: Joe Posnanski | Letters On Pages http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63474 Great Writing: Joe Posnanski | Letters On Pages Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:55:57 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63474 [...] read Posnanski’s post about the product.  My advice is to read his hysterical post BEFORE watching the embedded video…it’s [...] [...] read Posnanski’s post about the product.  My advice is to read his hysterical post BEFORE watching the embedded video…it’s [...]

]]> By: Josh in DC http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63459 Josh in DC Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:14:26 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63459 Regarding Seinfeld and the improvements to toilet paper technology, I turn to the invaluable Seinfeld Scripts page: http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheFacePainter.html <i>George: We discussed toilet paper. Jerry: Toilet paper? George: Yeah, I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime, and probably wouldn't change in the next fifty thousand years and she was fascinated, fascinated! Jerry: What are you talking about? Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: Toilet paper's changed. Elaine: Yeah. Jerry: It's softer. Elaine: Softer. Jerry: More sheets per roll Elaine: Sheets. Jerry: Comes in a wide variety of colors. Elaine: Colors. George: Ok, ok, fine! It's changed, it's not really the point.</i> Regarding Seinfeld and the improvements to toilet paper technology, I turn to the invaluable Seinfeld Scripts page:
http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheFacePainter.html

George: We discussed toilet paper.

Jerry: Toilet paper?

George: Yeah, I told her how toilet paper hasn’t changed in my lifetime, and probably wouldn’t change in the next fifty thousand years and she was fascinated, fascinated!

Jerry: What are you talking about?

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: Toilet paper’s changed.

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: It’s softer.

Elaine: Softer.

Jerry: More sheets per roll

Elaine: Sheets.

Jerry: Comes in a wide variety of colors.

Elaine: Colors.

George: Ok, ok, fine! It’s changed, it’s not really the point.

]]> By: Charles http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63362 Charles Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:29:33 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63362 Question: Royals now are 46-32 against NL since 2005. They are what, 244-388 vs AL in that same span. What are the odds that a .386 team (244-388) would go and win 46 games out of 78 against similarly strong opponents? Question:
Royals now are 46-32 against NL since 2005. They are what, 244-388 vs AL in that same span.

What are the odds that a .386 team (244-388) would go and win 46 games out of 78 against similarly strong opponents?

]]> By: Jeff http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63361 Jeff Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:10:57 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63361 Off-Topic: Joe, your email exchange on SI.com with Bill James about pitch counts was great, but much too short. How much editing was done on that piece before it was published? Any chance you have a longer, unedited version you can post here? Off-Topic: Joe, your email exchange on SI.com with Bill James about pitch counts was great, but much too short. How much editing was done on that piece before it was published? Any chance you have a longer, unedited version you can post here?

]]> By: Steve http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63358 Steve Tue, 16 Jun 2009 11:51:48 +0000 http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2009/06/14/finally-comfort-and-wipe-get-married/#comment-63358 Obviously a product for the elderly, but they decided to try to market it to a broader audience. I know a medical supply guy who is bound to a wheelchair who recommended a product like the "Get a Grip." They actually work really well, if it's as good as what you can get at Wal-Mart. Obviously a product for the elderly, but they decided to try to market it to a broader audience.

I know a medical supply guy who is bound to a wheelchair who recommended a product like the “Get a Grip.” They actually work really well, if it’s as good as what you can get at Wal-Mart.

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