Comments on: Farnsworth Facts

By: David in NYC

David in NYC — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:41:59 +0000

Danny –

Bad news is, “The wound was in Farnsworth’s non-pitching hand.”

Although, now that I think about it, that could be either hand.

By: The Royals Suck - The Daily Limit - Skinny Moose Media

The Royals Suck - The Daily Limit - Skinny Moose Media — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:50:11 +0000

[...] Here’s the whole piece. [...]

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:31:42 +0000

Even Farnsy’s own dogs turn on him:

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4265038

By: FanSince48

FanSince48 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:18:13 +0000

Hey, there, don’t mess with my man, Farnsworthless. I was at the 3 game set in KC in April (all the games) with my DD who has season tickets. The “F” word actually pitched pretty well in that first game (which the Yankees won).

Actually, he was good for something, that being a massive presence during bench-clearing brawls. The Yankees, with Shelly Duncan and Kyle, were not easily challenged; if only the Worthless One could pitch that effectively.

By: The familiar story of Kyle Farnsworth | River Avenue Blues

The familiar story of Kyle Farnsworth | River Avenue Blues — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 13:30:07 +0000

[...] turn to the world’s foremost expert on the Kansas City Royals, Joe Posnanski. After marveling at Farnsworth’s career, JoPo turns to his performance. The reason Farnsworth [...]

By: BlackOps

BlackOps — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:18:45 +0000

I love Kyle Farnsworth. I love it when he beats people up and does things like this:
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: o rly gdry?

if you need a starter then the round mound of rebound kyle farnsworth is your rolled model
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i am going to kick this metal fan into your skull, zipperhead

http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/b64.html

By: Bellylard

Bellylard — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:47:50 +0000

There’s a clause in every Thompson Windows contract that while they are responsible for normal wear and tear, acts of God, and the lifetime of the house, they are not responsible for damage caused by Kyle Farnsworth pitching.

By: TicketViper

TicketViper — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:49:25 +0000

In KC, not enough energy to “boo” Farnsky every time the ghost appears. You only hear a collective “moan” work it’s way through the crowd, when one see’s those high class tattoos, and Ala “Major league Movie” specs work their way to the mound.

I swear I think about the movie “Major League” every time I see Farnsky pitch. I keep thinking maybe there’s something everyone’s missed, that can fix him. Lasik , a 3 day trip to the Burning Tree Festival, a 40 hour session with a cosmetic surgeon to lasar off those hideous tats.

During the month of May, I had a lot of time to think about this, with Soria DL’d, Cruz proving true he’ll never be a high pressure closer, and basically the rest of the Royal’s bullpen imploding. But, I’ve finally accepted that Farnsky is what he is. Nobody else could fix him, and it’s just another poor acquisition, that Dayton threw bad money to the wind.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:45:56 +0000

Kyle Farnsworth should become the spokesman for hostmonster.

By: Tampa Mike

Tampa Mike — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:59:05 +0000

Chicks dig the long ball, and Kyle Farnsworth wants to please the chicks.

The only thing faster than a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is a Kyle Farnsworth blown save.