I can see it now – Roger sitting around the dinner table with KDebby, Korey, Kandy, Kacey, Kimodo Dragon, Konnor and Kangaroo:

Kacy: Dad, did you eat the last biscuit?
Roger: No Kacy, I did not.

Kdebby: Honey, you have biscuit crumbs all over your mouth and shirt.
Roger: That is not true.

Kandy: Dad, you have a shirt on that says “I ate the last biscuit tonight at dinner.”
Roger: I think you misremembered what my shirt says.

Korey: Dad, every single night at dinner you tell us that you love biscuits and try to get the last one at all costs, no matter how much it takes. I actually have the quote of you saying this on tape, DVD, video camera and YouTube.
Roger: I don’t remember ever saying that. You must’ve misgotten the wrong impression.

Konnor: Dad, earlier today you told me you were going to eat the last biscuit.
Roger: You mislistened to what I said.

Kangaroo: Dad, would you say that you love and respect your family and always put faith in them and believe them to be telling the truth?
Roger: Yes – I believe anything you will ever tell me, bar none, no questions asked.
Kangaroo: Then why would we lie now?
Roger: I don’t know. I think you are all giving me bad information. I think Kdebby ate the last biscuit.

Kimodo: Dad, one last question. Did you eat the biscuit?
Roger: I gave my heart and soul to this family. My momma raised me despite having one arm, no legs and a glass eye. My brother did drugs once. The capital of Syria is Damascus. The average life span of a grown polar bear is 15-18 years. “A Man, A Plan, A Canal: Panama” is a palindrome.

http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/

You’re still the champ, that’s why I gave you the last word.

I can imagine Clemens’ attorneys bringing to our attention a long forgotten post-game interview with Andy:

Andy, when Joe came out to remove you in the eighth inning, it looked like you didn’t want to come out. What did you say to him?

Well, I thought my cutter was working really well and that set up my other pitches.

Andy, how were you able to dominate the hitters today?

Well, I thought I still had enough in the tank to get out of the inning, but Mr. Torre is the manager and you have to accept his decision.

Burton is truly an embarrassment for the way he went after McNamee and defended Clemens. I mean, if you’re going to use statements to the press to brand a man a serial liar, why not mention some of Clemens’ whoppers:

“I’ll only leave Boston to play closer to my home in Texas”

“I thought it was the ball. No, I thought it was the bat.”

There’s a reason Clemens was dubbed the Texas Con Man.

I’m a little disappointed with Roger Cossack who seemed to be shilling for Clemens’ side. Andy making a contemporaneous statement to his wife and her confirming it in an affidavit isn’t a big deal??? I’d bring perjury charges on his use of HGH alone, and not even bring McNamee’s statement into evidence. Clemens’ explanation – and especially the time line on Debbie’s HGH use and his explanations of his statements were a joke.

Did anyone keep track of the numbers of possible perjury counts and a tapering with witness charge on top of it.

On the other hand, this episode may ultimately reinforce our cultural belief that celebrities and athletes can get away with anything. Even lieing to the Congress on national TV

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense

I mean, did anyone else get that out of it?